All My Soup

Sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne...

I have a way of eating soup
that offends the nicest folks.
They don't like it when I suck it
through the nostrils of my nose.

My wife is embarrassed by me
whenever we eat out.
She hates it when I'm sitting there
stuffing noodles in my snout.

What can I say? I had a moment.

Questor on Hold

The Questor Project is officially on hold. Too much going on. But it will resume later next year, for sure, for sure. Also, I'm about ready to take a bazooka to work. More details when I have time. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!