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OK, so maybe my blog is back, but apparently I am not. I'm harder to find than hen's teeth. Or, as my wife might say (she has a hard time with cliches), I'm harder to find than Carter has pills. I know that doesn't make sense, but then those are the sort of things I like to point out.

Fortunately, my wife is in Los Angeles right now, so she can't hurt me. Not physically, anyway. Not that she would or anything, but it seems I provoke her at times. Actually, things are pretty good between us. In fact, we went on a cruise a together a few weeks ago and had a great time.

I will recap the cruise sometime when I can sit down and post some pictures - perhaps this weekend. I got sick a couple of days into the cruise, but fortunately it was during the trek from Galviston to our first stop, so I didn't miss much. As I told my wife, a bad day on a cruise is better than a great day at work.

I don't know if I even want to talk about last week, although I suppose I will post some pictures of my broken airplane. I had a great day that day...right up until my airplane hit the ground. I have a theory about how it happend (a few theories, actually, but I have pretty much dismissed the ones involving poltergeists and exterrestrial visitors).

Anyway, I just wanted to let you all know (what, all two of you?) that I am doing OK. Things are absolutely insane at work - OMG - and I can't believe the horrible news I have received about a couple people in my life (please send positive energy), but I am alive and reasonably well, and I think I'm going to go tie myself to the bed, now, since that's the only way I can think of that might keep me there for eight hours.

Sleeep! Sleeeeeeeep! I need sleeeeeeeep!

Another friend of mine has been sending me some funny videos, so now I'm getting the itch to make some of my own.

Stay tuned.